Now, who wants to go swimming?

sacalow:

Mr. Gant, sir. You happen to be my 69th follower.

 Mm?  And does that number have any specific significance, or are you simply welcoming me, eh?

By the by…It’s very nice to meet you, Miss Sacalow.

avertedfate:

swimming-anyone:

avertedfate:

…Who are you?

(Yomiel blinks at the stranger - something about this man seems…off…or is that just his imagination?)

The name is Ch- pardon me.  The name is Damon Gant.  It’s a pleasure to meet you, Red!

…’Red’? The name’s Yomiel, actually, mister Gant. What do you do for a living, might I ask…?

Yomiel!  What a nice name, aha.  I certainly haven’t heard of that one before.

……

You could say…I’m unemployed.  Yes, that works.  Now, Yommy, what do you do for a living, hmm?

avertedfate:

…Who are you?

(Yomiel blinks at the stranger - something about this man seems…off…or is that just his imagination?)

The name is Ch- pardon me.  The name is Damon Gant.  It’s a pleasure to meet you, Red!

shledzguohn:

….Mm.

It seems I’ve frightened off yet another ‘follower’.  I wonder why they’re all so afraid of me, hm?

If you can hear me, missy, it is quite nice meeting you, ahaha!

mistytpednaem:

swimming-anyone started following you

Hello to you too, Miss….?

Although I am curious as to where you found that image of me, and why you are using it, I’ve found it’s better not to ask, ahaha.

Oh, and thanks for the follow back, missy.

maractus:

swimming-anyone:

maractus:

i wanna go swimming or something

i haven’t gone swimming in ages fuck idk where my bathing suit even is

savana if you’re online i need you to kidnap me sometime

 You want to swim?

I’d be glad to take you to my pool, if you’d like~

 Oh, come on~  Just a quick dip?  No?

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1stepaheadofyou:

swimming-anyone:

 Oh, I see!  Well, it’s quite nice to meet you, Mr…Tengo, was it?  I’m sorry about your finger-is there any way I could help?  Find a bandage, or something?

No, I’m fine, thank you very much.

Yep, I’m Tengo. And you are…?

 If you’re sure- and you’re welcome.

I’m….ex-chief Gant.  

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1stepaheadofyou:

swimming-anyone:

1stepaheadofyou:

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

 …

….

Hello.

You have a problem with me as well, I see.   How unfortunate.

No, no, no. I don’t have any problems with you. I just happened to cut into my finger while I was preparing my friend’s dinner.

*He holds up his bleeding finger*

 Oh, I see!  Well, it’s quite nice to meet you, Mr…Tengo, was it?  I’m sorry about your finger-is there any way I could help?  Find a bandage, or something?

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